What would be a good title for this essay?

I'm unable to copy and post from MSWord doc to here. Damn. Anybody know the way to do it, please tell me.

I've already gone way past 2000 words, so this will need a hatchet.

Meanwhile, if you want to read my "work in progress" go here
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If you can't go in just create a blog for yourself on journalspace; it's free, and look for the "papermoon" blog