TSL Pandorathon 14 and my poem on it

 TSL Pandorathon #14 – 14.05.2021- When a kitten and a baby elephant became great friends with Santosh Bakaya

A/The baby elephant and a/the kitten:

One wore a glove and one a mitten

I called the former Pelephant

And the kitten Oliphaunt

The elephant herd was moving

Out on the green grass of the savannah, marching

And unseen, under a big foot's crush

The poor lil' ginger tabby kitten would have become mush

When Pelephant saw him

And squealed loud enough to reach the sky's rim

His dad heard, the king

And withdrew his foot, by Zing!

Now who the hell is Zing?

You wonder, while fingering your bling

Zing is the Elephant God

In Africa's savannahs, you clod!

Pelephant and Oliphaunt

Became fast friends, eating raw ant

When one day a lion

Attacked Pelephant, by Dion!

Now who the hell is Dion?

You may wonder, while grimacing like a moron

Dion is the God of the cats

You'd know, if you had anything under your hats

The kitten waved his mitten

And said, you big Lion

Leave my friend alone

Bully your wife, instead, at home

Why should I? asked the Lion

Because you are my relative. Now begone!

Said the kitten, not fazed

By the mane of the Lion, who was amazed!

He slunk away, suitably chastised

Pelephant danced, her happy butt wibble-wobbled

They were quits now, but happy-happies

To be friends, and have more adventures

Under the blue skies in the savannah

In the tall green grass of Africa

Pelephant and Oliphaunt

Our famed and storied tabby kitten with a mitten and glove-wearing baby elephant.