Pandorathon TSL May 20th
Prompt: A pillow fight between a cat and a dog - given by Dr. Santosh Bakaya
It was the battle of the ages
A cat and a dog in their paces
They sold a hundred tickets
From Kanyakumari to the Himalayas
The cat was brought by his mistress Kitty
And was named Patti
The Dog was brought by her master Pety
And was named Beti
A hundred people sat and cheered
As they brought out the pillows and they started
Blow by blow, the two went at it
Each pillow was rent and the feathers the ground hit
Who would win or lose?
What were the rules?
No one knew or cared
It would never end, it seemed
Money exchanged hands
Alcohol flowed in the stands
When people unwind
They act like they have no mind
Cat and dog fight
That's what life is
Or a rat race, not light
Pillows weighed with stones
"Man to man
So unjust
Children don't know
Who to trust"*
You treat cats like dogs
And dogs like dirt
Humans are dorks
Dicks who only deserve dirks
People on the streets
Having nothing to eat
Dreaming, dead beat
Wishing they could afford pillow fights
*Bob Marley
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