May 18th Pandorathon prompt and my attempts that did not come out so well with me being in an uninspired mood

 A Rapscallion's sermon. May 18th TSL Pandorathon with Santosh Bakaya's prompt

Bhaiyon aur behenon,

mitron

mere pyaare deshvaasiyon:

Spring is the mischief in me

so I give this sermon

though it is becoming summer

Today we have gathered

in this year of the Lord 7 Modi

to announce a certain sea change

into something rich and strange

in our policies

We will roll back demonetization

GST

and remove the eyesores that are statues

of unity

in the land

No more bullet trains

No more Central Vistas

NRC, CAA. riots, mobs, lynchings, banning of beef

No more Ram mandirs

Farmer bills to be rolled back

No more victimizing Muslims

Instead, free vaccines

No more monkey baths

instead tan ki shakti man ki shakti

No more arrests

for pasting posters

instead defense expenditure cutting and

spending money given to temples

for hospitals and education

for creating jobs and industries

businesses

For elections

no more EVMs

and a new EEC

as well as transparency

No more drinking cow urine

You may say

I'm a dreamer

But one can

always wish

rapping on

being a rascal

like me

and a rapscallion

chortling aloud in glee

Rapscallion's sermon -2

Friends, Indians and country men, lend me your ears. I have come to praise Modi, not to razz him. Modi is an honourable man, so are they all, all honourable men. Modi, Amit, Amit, Modi, Adani, Ambani, Ambani, Adani, Tejasvi, HIV, HIV, Tejasvi, Coronil, Ramdev, Ramdev, Coronil, Yogi, Bhogi, not Yogi, not Bhogi.

When Modi sold tea was that ambition on his part? Never. When Amit campaigned in WB did he know it is not World Bank? Never.

When poor workers pasted posters asking why vaccines they should have got had been sent abroad and got arrested, did they all know anything about it. No, they were fast asleep.

Adieu, adieu, adieu, for the time being, lest you think these are wild and whirling words.