Pandorathon May 5 TSL and my attempt

 TSL Pandorathon's prompt May 5th given by

Santosh Bakaya

, imagine a conv between Wilde and Shaw while watching a circus using their quotes.

Night at the Circus (Irish slapstick)

Wilde: You seem inebriated, by George!

GBS: Alcohol is the aneasthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Wilde: I have the simplest tastes, I am always satisfied with the best.

GBS: That's Wilde!

Wilde: See the pard lady. She reminds me that it is better to be beautiful than good.

GBS: (Keeps silent)

Wilde: Why are you silent? Have you no opinions of your own on the fair damsel walking a leopard down there?

GBS: Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Wilde: Her face is her work of fiction?

GBS: I was just thinking, that she may be attractive but she is not clever, or she would be governing the circus owner and not a leopard down there.

Wilde: Dashed astute. But for me it is all about overcoming temptation by yielding to it, the only way to overcome it, I think, which in this case is to yield to the temptation to feast my eyes on her face that is a fiction.

GBS: Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness but it is greatness.

Wilde: By George, Shaw, that is Wild!

GBS: Pshaw, Oscar, it is nothing compared to my best ones.

Wilde: Clearly you believe that modesty is not the best policy.

GBS: Ssh, the elephants, let us now stop conversing and watch the circus.

Wilde: Very well then, you watch the elephants and let me dwell on my leopard lady's face which is a...

GBS: (slightly exasperated)...work of fiction, I know!